Sloppier that Fiction (via xkcd)
"Even though it technically wasn’t cheating, she dumped me anyway! So I tell Bret, and he’s like, ‘She sounds just like my crazy ex.’ And I was like, ‘Dude, what was her name?’ And it was the same girl. I swear, if they made my life into a movie, no one would believe it.”
"Yeah, though mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikeable main character."