Okay, that is it. One more Korra spoiler and I’m telling you how the fucking Avengers end, bitch. Oh, yeah, I’ll get nasty.
Dear Nickelodeon Studios,
We have a problem.
The problem is that is that you do not have enough korra episodes. You see we can not feel the feels. To feel the feels we need lolz. And to have lolz we need filler episodes. To have fillers you need more space. Your show is like a giant samosa, the romance is the chutney on the side. You can have a samosa alone without chutney for dinner but the true masala flavor comes from the chutney is on the side. However you cannot have only chutney for dinner (note episode 5). This makes more sense.
So we request you, please give us a bigger samosa with little bit less chutney.
And most importantly ALLL THE FEEELLSS!!!
Your dedicated fans and shippers,
Nidhi and Deepa
PS. A Samosa is a potato turnover and chutney is a dip from India.
Besides from being totally right, this got me hungry.
Up next are a bunch of Korra posts, most of which may be spoilers. So if you’re not up to date (1x10), I suggest you… I dunno, NOT look at my posts? Sorry if you get any spoiler from me. Consider yourself warned.
I’m probably the only one here who doesn’t think Bryke is implying that Asami will outright betray the Krew. Because, well, she helps Pema with the dishes, guys! Throughout everything they’ve implied she’s still a nice girl! I think if anything, Asami’s going to pull a Dick Grayson and leave the team, becoming Nightwing or something.
Oh, they implied it all right, you can’t not think that, because it’s right there in the way they zoom in on her face whenever a Makorra moment is going on. She’s just not a girl with whom you can play and get away with it. That said, I do think she’s genuinely good and trying to do her best to help Korra. She’s smart enough to know that Korra can’t help herself for liking her attractive boyfriend, it’s Mako who’s doing wrong for overly showing affection towards Korra and still be stringing Asami along. I may have to eat my words in a week, but, for now, my money’s on Asami is good, though definitely scorned.