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Disney Hunger Games by ~blastedgoose

Please, don’t make me do this. *sigh* Fine, I’ll do it.

Ready? Here I go:

The roster:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan (as a woman)
• Milo
• Kida (no magical shenanigans)
• Eric
• Ariel (in mermaid form)
• Hercules (still super strong)
• Megara
• Naveen (human)
• Tiana (human)
• Tarzan (can speak English)
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast (in Beast form, as shown above)
• Belle
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White

Every character possesses only the abilities that are intrinsic to their person, and nothing else. No Genie, no shape-shifting magic, etc. Do bear in mind the Hunger Games are a nasty thing and they change people. For some, it brings out their bad side.

Make your bets now. Remember, it’s the Hunger Games, anything can happen, so don’t rush to put all your money on whoever looks the strongest (even though it would be a safe bet). Write it down. No changing favorites after it’s started.

You done? Let’s continue.

The arena is Disneyland and the Cornucopia is placed where the Disney/Mickey statue should be.

“Let the Disney Hunger Games begin!”

Ariel is pretty much dead from the first moment due to not being able to move or breathe.

After the initial bloodbath, the roster ends up like this:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric (in an unexpected turn of events, by Tiana while trying to escape)
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast
• Belle (surprising the betting ballots, which considered her an easy target)
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince (wounded)
• Snow White

However, The Prince gets heavily wounded and dies a few hours after midnight by the Adventureland area.

Aladdin, Jasmine, Shang, Hercules, Quasimodo, and Esmeralda all have prior agreements, so team up to become these Games’ Careers. Mulan is invited by Shang, but refuses, going on and on about her “honor” and stuff, and barely manages to escape the Careers’ retrubution (aided in secret by Shang). The Careers take the Castle.

Mulan takes off to the Splash Mountain. Kida takes shelter at Tomorrowland and starts figuring out the technology employed there to build something that’ll help her not only survive and win the Games, but avenge Milo’s death at the hands of Hercules. Naveen and Tiana hide around the edge between Fantasyland and Adventureland by the Plaza Gardens Stage, on close watch of the Careers’ Castle. Tarzan, predictably, makes way toward his Treehouse. Beast and Belle take property of the Haunted Mansion and start preparing for an imminent raid. John Smith and Pocahontas arrive to the Jungle Cruise, planning on hiding and living off the local flora and fauna until at least half of the Tributes are done off. The Games are set up.

While Jasmine, Quasimodo, and Esmeralda stay at the Castle making guard, Aladdin, Shang, and Hercules set off to find their next victims. This turns out to be a bad strategy, because, as soon as they’re out of view, Naveen and Tiana come out of their hiding place and storm off the castle, catching Jasmine unguarded and killing her, while Quasimodo and Esmeralda manage to escape, the latter wounded. Slowly, due to Quasimodo’s limp and Esmeralda’s injury, they head to It’s A Small World, where Quasimodo plans to camouflage until events play out a little more to their favor.

Meanwhile, Aladdin, Shang, and Hercules get to Tomorrowland, where they find Kida dismantling and rebuilding machinery at Innoventions. While she puts up a valiant struggle, Kida is finally overpowered and killed. Then, the three have an argument: Aladdin and Shang, worried about the cannon blast they heard a while ago, want to go back to the Castle to check on things while Hercules wants to keep on searching for more Tributes. They have a big argument, and they eventually decide to return to the Castle, but the argument did manage to create tension among them. Secretly, Shang and Aladdin plan on teaming up against Hercules when the moment comes. When they get to the Castle, they find Naveen and Tiana there, having taken the Castle. Aladdin, enraged over Jasmine’s death, is all for finishing them off, but Hercules and Shang realize the need to replace their missing numbers and invite Naveen and Tiana to join the Careers, considering useful. They agree. Aladdin plots to also end Shang’s life along with Hercules’ when the time comes.

At the end of the first day, the roster looks like this:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast
• Belle
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda (wounded)
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White

Impatient, the Beast exits the Haunted Mansion on the second day. Belle decides to go after him. They arrive to Splash Mountain and find Mulan. Beast injures her but Belle intervenes just in time to stop him from killing Mulan. They become allies. However, Mulan’s injury looks quite serious, so Belle decides the best they can do is to go to the Main Street and try to find some medicine. With Beast carrying Mulan, they head off.

Meanwhile, Quasimodo and an increasingly-worse Esmeralda get to It’s A Small World, the Careers scour Main Street and Frontierland unsuccessfully, Tarzan takes some time to mourn Jane’s loss, and John Smith and Pocahontas enjoy some alone time at the Jungle Cruise.

There are no casualties on the second day.

Because of this, Capitol audiences are bored, and the Gamemakers can’t afford that, so they make it rain on the park Arena. Water levels throughout the entire Arena start to rise dramatically. The lake around the Castle overflows and floods the ground level, trapping the Careers inside. Every ride dependent on water also becomes very dangerous, which isn’t good at all for Quasimodo and Esmeralda, still hiding at It’s A Small World. Esmeralda’s injury is so bad she’s hallucinating, one step away from death, so it’s a sort of relief for her to let herself go and drown. Quasimodo doesn’t take it so lightly, though, and he goes right after her, unable to picture a world without her.

The rain also affects John Smith and Pocahontas, who manage to get on a boat before the Jungle island desapears under the water completely. They end up taking shelter on top of the Indiana Jones temple. Belle, Beast, and Mulan simply go back to the Haunted Mansion until the rain is over a few hours later. Even though Belle and Beast want to keep going, Mulan decides to spend the night in the Mansion.

At the end of the third day, the roster is like follows:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan (wounded)
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast
• Belle
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White

Belle, Beast, and Mulan resume their path at the dawn of the fourth day. Mulan’s decision to stay turns out to have been a wise one: the entire southeastern area New Orleans area had been flooded and inaccessible last night, and even now it is hard to cross. Mulan, while not exactly worse, is not any better either, and reaching the border to Adventureland becomes harder than expected.

When passing by the Treehouse, the trio gets ambushed by Tarzan, who up to that point had been busy setting up snares and traps. Belle gets caught in a net hanging from one of the tree’s branches, and the Beast barely manages to reach Tarzan in time before he kills her. Tarzan and the Beast battle ferociously, and in the end Tarzan flees the tree. Instead of going after him, the Beast decides to stay to free Belle and continue their path to the Main Street. Meanwhile, John Smith and Pocahontas slowly come down from the temple, spot Belle, Beast, and Mulan, and decide to follow them from afar.

Having finally lost his mind after losing Jane, Tarzan makes his way towards the Castle, where he lets himself be seen by Naveen and Aladdin, who stand watch. Both of them decide to chase him. Tarzan leads them back to his Treehouse, where the snares he set up capture and kill Naveen. Aladdin climbs to the top of the Treehouse and fights Tarzan there. They struggle through the branches until Aladdin manages to push Tarzan off the tree. Tarzan lands on his side and, from the weird angle he’s laying, Aladdin decides he’s definitely dying, though not dead because the cannon hasn’t fired. Aladdin comes down to finish him off, but in the last minute Tarzan gathers his last strengths to get up and stake his knife on Aladdin’s chest. Two cannons fire almost simultaneously.

After hearing the blasting cannons, Tiana, Hercules, and Shang realize Naveen and Aladdin are gone and figure out they must be dead. Shang realizes the time has almost come to finish off Hercules in order to have even a slim chance of winning the Games, so he talks Tiana into betraying Hercules. She agrees.

By nightfall, Mulan, Belle, and Beast arrive to the Main Street, followed by John Smith and Pocahontas. The trio decides to take shelter at the cinema, and John and Pocahontas decide to spend the night outside.

At night, the speakers turn on and the announcer says that at dawn the next day there will be a banquet at the entrance of the Castle.

This is the roster at the end of the fourth day:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan (wounded)
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast
• Belle
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White

Before dawn on the fifth day, Beast goes out to the Main Street to find something to heal Mulan, but realizes the storefronts are empty. He tells the girls he will have to attend the banquet to see if there’s some medicine for them to use. Belle insists she needs to accompany the Beast, but he tells her it’ll be better if she stays taking care of Mulan. She agrees reluctantly.

Pocahontas and John Smith, both having spent more than a day without a meal, had also expected to find something at the Main Street. Now, however, they realize they need to attend the banquet, and come to the conclusion that they’ll be safer if they both attend.

Realizing how the banquet being in the Castle entrance instead of the Cornucopia as it usually is gives them an edge, the Careers position themselves strategically to kill the most Tributes possible. Tiana and Shang have decided to leave their defection of Hercules until after the banquet is over.

The sun rises and a table filled with food and a first aid kit appears over the Castle bridge. The Beast, John Smith, and Pocahontas arrive to the table at the same time and grab whatever food they can get their hands on. The Beast looks for the first-aid kit, but realizes John Smith has already grabbed it and taken off. The Beast takes after him, but stops dead when he sees an arrow pierce through John Smith’s back. The Beast looks back to the Castle and realizes it’s Shang who shot the arrow. Pocahontas runs to aid John Smith. She takes the arrow from his back, turns him around and cradles him in her arms. She’s about to say something when she receives a blow to the head and drops dead. Behind her is Tiana with a rock covered in blood on her hand. Tiana proceeds to also finish off John Smith. She takes the first-aid kit from his hands and runs back to the Castle, but the Beast reaches her with a few strides and fiercely attacks her, ripping off the hand with which she holds the kit. As the Beast runs away slightly wounded by his attack on Tiana, three cannons blast.

The Beast gets back to the cinema. There, he realizes he lost all the food he had grabbed, but at least he does have the first-aid kit, so he gives it to Belle. She notices the Beast is bleeding and wants to heal him to, but the Beast urges her and Mulan to move on because the remaining Tributes will surely come after them. Desperate, they realize their only way out is through the Disneyland Railroad, so they take it. They get off at Mickey’s Toontown, where they expect to have at least a little time for the Beast and Mulan to recover.

Indeed, Shang and Hercules were after the other three remaining Tributes, and saw them boarding the train. They figure out the most logical place for them to hide is Mickey’s Toontown, so they chase after them, Hercules on the lead. Shang considers getting rid of Hercules in that moment, but decides it’d still be too risky.

Up to this moment, this is the roster:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan (wounded)
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast (wounded)
• Belle
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White

Hiding in Mickey’s House, Belle has enough time to stitch up Mulan’s wound and to stabilize her, and is about to treat Beast when Hercules storms up to the Toontown, breaking everything around him, looking for the remaining Tributes. The Beast instructs the girls to hide, and he goes out the door to meet Hercules. Knowing he’s planning on sacrificing himself, Belle runs after him yet again.

Hercules spots the Beast and runs to strike him when he notices Belle is running behind, so he switches direction and goes for her. Hercules reaches Belle and strikes her up her chin. Belle’s eyes, still open, unfocus, and she drops to the ground, still breathing and still alive, and yet motionless and senseless. Inexplicably, the cannon blasts. Furious, the Beast attacks Hercules with all his might, and Hercules fights back. It’s a terrible fight, and they both get heavily wounded, but the Beast is in the end defeated by Hercules, and he drops dead.

With his face and body pretty much disfigured due to all the blows and scratches from his latest fight, Hercules turns back to Shang smiling ruthlessly. Shang braces himself for a fight, finally, but something else distracts Hercules’ attention. Behind him, someone has called Shang’s name. Hercules turns around and finds Mulan standing in the middle of the street, now well enough to stand up and walk again. Changing his strategy, Hercules turns away from Shang and goes for Mulan, who can only stare in horror at her upcoming attacker. But Shang catches up with Hercules and, taking advantage of his serious wounds, he attacks Hercules with all his strength. Exhausted. Hercules delivers one final blow to Shang, throwing his lifeless body several feet away from him. Hercules starts walking towards Mulan, who can only stare in shock at her loved one’s inert body, but Hercules cannot walk anymore. After whimpering, his knees drop to the ground and his body falls forward. The last cannon blasts.

Slowly, Mulan realizes what just happened. She gets to go home to her family.

The final roster:

• Aladdin
• Jasmine
• Shang
• Mulan (wounded)
• Milo
• Kida
• Eric
• Ariel
• Hercules
• Megara
• Naveen
• Tiana
• Tarzan
• Jane
• Charming
• Cinderella
• Beast
• Belle (brain dead)
• Quasimodo
• Esmeralda
• John Smith
• Pocahontas
• The Prince
• Snow White