Okay, I just gotta say it: Young the Giant’s album is pretty nice
Tumblr is having issues AGAIN
The fight goes on.
twloha: In a world where many people wear masks as a way to feel safe, honesty is sometimes hard to find, especially in the world of social media where we can paint our masks carefully. We allow people to see only what we want them to see, except when we have the courage to be vulnerable. Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) writes with such boldness, telling a part of her story with honesty because...
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carpediem-: today, i am hopeful. i am hopeful and happy and i know that everything will work out okay. i won’t live a boring, mundane life. i will have amazing adventures and find true love and lead an extraordinary life i can look back on and smile at. everything’s going to work out, i don’t need to worry. if it’s meant to be, it will happen. RB, even if it’s still the morning of...
U.S. Government: Mutants Are Not Humans (At Least... →
Superhero Nation: Toys classified as “dolls” face import taxes twice as high as other toys do. Dolls are toys that are (only) humans–not, say, teddy bears. In 2003, Marvel successfully convinced the U.S. Court of International Trade that mutant action figures are not actually humans, even the ones that look human (e.g. Professor X). Is this the awesomest or what?
Estimado señor conductor en estacionamientos públicos: Es físicamente imposible que ambos ocupemos el mismo espacio al mismo tiempo. Si quiere ocupar el cajón de estacionamiento que yo estoy desocupando, no es suficiente que espere a que yo salga. Es necesario que me dé el espacio suficiente para poder maniobrar correctamente. No puedo moverme si su vehículo está básicamente encima del mío. Por...
Am I that guy? If by that guy you mean that I reblog quotes about how much I love books and about how people should read more and artsy stuff and funny stuff and funny gifs and random thoughts off my head and promises that some far off day I’ll publish my own books, then yes, I’m that guy.
To define is to limit.– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via faiththick)
Anonymous asked: you are kind, intelligent,...
imprisonedphilosopher: I’d say the biggest reason is that I very rarely extend myself beyond my group of friends, and thus do not meet many new women. The fact that I spend a lot of my free time with either my nose shoved in a book, or with a pen in my hand, might also account for my lack of a love life.
The Problem With Time Travel
collegehumor: I: Italy, 1474 AD Me: Wow, Leonardo Da Vinci! Leonardo Da Vinci: Yes, it is I. Me: You rule! I come from the future, and in my time, you are known as a majestic artist! Leonardo Da Vinci: Amazing! Tell me, what’s my greatest accomplishment? Me: … Leonardo Da Vinci: Are you serious, kid? Me: The…statue. The naked one. Leonardo Da Vinci: Yeah, that narrows it down. Prick. ...
The 6 Stupidest Things We Use to Judge People We... →
I’m not referring to just the elitist assholes who lord obscure knowledge over us like an approaching thunderstorm made of anus. I’m talking about average, everyday people who judge a person entirely on meaningless things like …
A estas edades de uno, decir “para siempre” o “nunca” no aplica: no tenemos idea de cuánto tiempo es eso ni de lo que pueda pasar en el transcurso.
Qué triste. Mi hermana se enteró hoy de que mi abuelo tiene iPod. Preguntó si era iPod normal (lo que visualiza como una pantalla de cristal con aplicaciones) o “uno de música” (el Shuffle). Lo que son las nuevas generaciones.
I just love it when something I post gets some moderate attention*, even though it’s usually something I didn’t create. *Moderate attention is a term which here means “it gets more than 10 notes but never ever more than 100.”
panasonicyouth: dobbaaa: gardenofmadness: kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident. omfg Literally just spit water everywhere holy fuck i laughed. still laughing. Wondering whether the teacher will regard this as a very loud “Fuck you, I ain’t doing no...
How to Run a Business That Doesn't Suck: The Hank...
fishingboatproceeds: So Hank and I run or help run several businesses at the moment: Vidcon, DFTBA Records, the juggernaut that is 2-D Glasses, ecogeek, vlogbrothers, scishow, and crashcourse, as well as administering the nonprofit Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck. These are not huge businesses or anything (and in some cases are not even profitable), but many of them have employees and revenue...