SHIRO SHINOBI IS PREGNANT
PABU IS THE NEW CEO OF CABBAGE CORP
KORRA BECOMES PRESIDENT AND FINALLY SENDS TROOPS TO THE SOUTH
MAKO AND THE EARTH QUEEN GET MARRIED
BOOK 3 IS CALLED YIP YIP MOTHERFUCKERS
BOLIN INVENTS THE PAPYA EPHONE
ASAMI IS A TITAN SHIFTER
TENZIN GIVES BIRTH TO TWENTY TWO THOUSAND AIRBENDERS RESTORING HIS RACE
AANG IS STILL DISAPPOINTED
M NIGHT IS ANIMATING AND DIRECTING THE ENTIRE BOOK
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
It pains me to openly disrespect or belittle the work of any artist, for any reason, but god damn if this comic making the rounds isn’t one fat, steaming globule of trite, patronizing horseshit and I really need to vent my resentment of it all at once.
Having a bad day, huh?